Celeb Circuit: Party patrol

0 Comments | Sunday Mirror, Nov 17, 2002 | by Words: Alan Greenhalgh

CHAMBER OF SECRETS PREMIERE, LONDON

New image of the week Richard (with Judy, left) has ditched the hairspray and is allowing his barnet to flow freely in the wind - like other normal people. Au revoir slick Rick

Future hunk of the week Lennon Gallagher (left) looks like his dad Liam - Patsy's just hoping he doesn't act like him too

RON WOOD ART EXHIBITION, LA

Cocktail of the week Rum punch - ooh, it'll make you as pleased as, er, punch. Especially the Jamaican Honey variety Canape of the week This season, it's less putting on the Ritz, more putting out the Ritz crackers...

AVON BREAST CANCER PARTY, LONDON

Fictional chat of the week Linda Robson (below) cooed over Pauline Quirke's weight loss - before realising she'd been talking to a mannequin for the last 45 minutes. What a dummy...

Hot spot of the week

Bonds Restaurant and Bar

Classic City chic. Bankers, not spies, trade gilt-edged guava martinis. Inflate your assets with rich foods like lasagne of squab pigeon and venison saddle. Be like bulls or bears in this minefield where the Old Lady is the Bank Of England (not M) and the only Palace Of Ice you'll find is in your drink.

Spotted: Various top MPs - we'd tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

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