CELEBARAMA: Groomed or doomed - LITTLE BLACK DRESSES

Sunday Mirror, Nov 30, 2003 by Words: Annabel Kerman

Salma Hayek

This dominatrix- style frock must work like a black hole for men - they'd disappear forever in that cleavage

Holly Valance

Holly's state of mind seems to be more Black Sabbath than bubble- gum pop these days, if that rock chick frock is anything to go by

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyn tries to explore her dark side with a Morticia-style frock, but just succeeds in looking like a great-aunt at a funeral

Kele Le Roc

Sorry Kele, but that horror-ble outfit is enough to make us scared of the dark. It's just tu-tu frou-frou for you (and us)

Rachel Stevens

With her raunchy corset-style dress and sexy new mane, we reckon glossy show pony Miss Stevens looks simply Black Beauty-ful...

Chloe Sevigny

Chloe might look Black Magic in that yummy dress, but she can't have been eating them lately - that figure's to die for. Grrr

pick your PRICE

BLACK DRESSES

pounds 19.99, H&M

pounds 30, Florence & Fred at Tesco

pounds 40, Warehouse

pounds 60, J Conran at Debenhams

pounds 85, Hunters & Gatherers