Scoffing at a Tory

0 Comments | Sunday Mirror, Jan 8, 2006 | by CAROLE MALONE

EV his few short weeks as Tory weader, David Cameron has done much to convince people he'd be a half-decent PM.

However last week may have changed all that when he suddenly let rip at the Chocolate Orange. Yes, according to Mr Cameron, Terry's Chocolate Orange is a threat to the nation's health. Talking about Britain's obesity crisis he said "Why does W.H. Smith promote chocolate oranges at its checkouts instead of real oranges?

DOH!! Because they're retailers who sell chocolate David, that's why!

If Mr Cameron wants to hang on to his credibility he ought to forget trying to stop shops selling chocolate and fatty foods because they never will - and instead look at ways of educating fat people into NOT stuffing their faces with the wrong foods!