KERRY ON KACKLING AT KRAP

0 Comments | Sunday Mirror, Feb 24, 2008 | by KEVIN O'SULLIVAN

SHE'S extremely low-rent, fat, vulgar and has very poor taste. Wouldn't it be a great giggle to put her in a reality TV series so the middle classes can all laugh at her!

Not really. Because, whisper it quietly, boringly self-obsessed former Atomic Kitten Kerry Katona isn't funny. Nor is her dullsville husband Mark.

Unless your idea of hilarity is a cackling couple constantly cracking crap jokes about their bodily functions. Or watching a heavily-pregnant woman calling for cigarettes and knocking back half a pint of wine in one enormous gulp.

Welcome to the weird world of MTV's Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love - where fact would probably be stranger than fiction if anyone could remember the difference.

But those lurid cocaine, booze and bankruptcy stories you've read in the papers? It turns out they're all lies peddled by money- grabbers. "There's always someone who lets me down," whined Kerry while devouring the biggest plate of scrambled eggs I've ever seen. "I'm a good person and I don't deserve it."

Though you say so yourself!

One-time cabbie Mark was indignant when Kerry's long-lost father sold his story."Another one on the money tree," he sighed, shortly after taking delivery of his wife's latest extravagant gift - a brand new Ferrari.

"It's goodbye to the Lamborghini and hello to the Ferrari," he added, as his disgust over the gold diggers mysteriously evaporated.

This ridiculous, exploitative programme is just sad.