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MORONS ROCK THE CASBAH
Sunday Mirror, May 11, 2008 by KEVIN O'SULLIVAN
TO Marrakech, where Sralan's performing idiots took their special brand of dim uselessness to a new level.
Touring this exotic city's vast market, ridiculous Raef "Cyclops" Bjayou declared: "This to me is grassroots negotiation. This is as dirty as it gets."
He was right. Soon, vile moron Michael Sophocles and lantern- jawed Jenny Celeriac were playing dirty tricks - offering a bemused tennis racquet stringer cash bribes not to help the other team. She turned them down. And the dire duo's crappy crew, ineptly led by "the best salesperson in Europe" Jenny Maguire, romped to defeat.
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"We just f***ing nailed the blue cactus," roared rival project manager Lee McQueen as they all ran around like headless chickens in a race to buy 10 items. Talking of headless chickens, Celeriac and allegedly "half-Jewish"
Sophocles thought they could pluck poultry from a butchers' stall and make it kosher by having it blessed at the local mosque.
Yeah - that'll do it.
The hilarious Moroccan adventure was The Apprentice's finest, nastiest hour.
Back in the boardroom, bully boy Sugar viciously reduced the dumb wannabes to a pulp. Both Jennys were fired.
Neither Celeriac nor Sophocles had the faintest idea that kosher was a Jewish term. These know-nothing losers aren't chosen because they're the talented tycoons of tomorrow.
They're picked because they're all entertainingly stupid.
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