Late-night chatter

David Letterman

* "One of the Bush sisters, Jenna Bush, is getting married this weekend at her father's place in Crawford, Texas. Yeah, it's a nice thing. And this is no surprise - the $2 billion ice sculpture contract went to Halliburton."

Craig Ferguson

* "This new 'Grand Theft Auto' game is huge - already racked up more than half a billion dollars in sales. That's more money than Hillary Clinton is spending not to get elected."

Conan O'Brien

* "It's been reported that Barack Obama's campaign is negotiating with Hillary Clinton for her to go away. When he heard this, Bill Clinton said, 'I'd love to know how that works.'"

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