Roger Aylworth on MormonTimes.com: Going where no man is supposed to

0 Comments | Deseret News (Salt Lake City), Jun 1, 2009 | by Roger Aylworth Mormon Times

There are times when, given the opportunity, I would very much like to disappear, and to slip away unseen, and unseeable.

With the size of my all too substantial being, becoming invisible, or just hiding, is pretty much a physical impossibility, so I am often faced with plan B.

Over the years I have repeatedly proven I have a remarkable capacity for making a fool out of myself.

It is not a skill that I am hugely proud of but it is something I seem to have talent for. Sometimes my public blunders are done on a grand scale. Other times I commit my stupids privately.

Recently I was taking my dear bride, the saintly Susan, out for an evening' entertainment when I stumbled.

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