Poets' corner

0 Comments | Coventry Evening Telegraph (England), August 20, 2009

> SUMMER HOLIDAY We're all off on holiday I could do with a break I'll look inside the wardrobe and see what I can take The clothes I wore last year simply just won't do I know I'll use the plastic and go and buy brand new We arrive at the destination and join the long long queue the cases aren't here yet but then that's nothing new We get to the hotel and take a good look good grief is that it It's nothing like the book The bloke on the next table seems a happy chap If he gives me the eye once more I'm going to give him a right good slap The holiday is over and we are ready to show off our tan My brother-in-law is picking us up in his clapped out old van Did you have a good time love? My dear husband said I loved every minute but there's nothing like our bed Val Boycott, Milner Crescent, Coventry.